It seems we never managed to track down the beer throwing idiot but it certainly wasn’t for lack of trying. Thanks to all the Essendon fans who made an effort to track down the nong among their number from Telstra Dome.
The idiot love child of Kostya Tzu and Jimmy Barnes?
The news is that this post, relative to ALL the other ones that i’ve posted, has rated off the scale! The seed of converting this whole project into a vigilante anti-idiot sports fan site has now been planted. I’m off to check whether dob-in-a-dickhead.com has already been taken.
This post was enough to shoot me up to number TWO on the fastest growing blogs list (curse you passive-aggressive notes from roommates, neighbors, coworkers and strangers – i will get you if its the last thing i ever do!) and number 96 on the “blogs of the day” list (if that only gets me up to 96, i think my life ambition to defeat the evil (but oh-so-cute) LOLcats may never be realised).
Just to demonstrate that i never miss a chance to sabotage myself, i decided to take a long break and not follow up for a couple of weeks. Talk about a momentum killer.